I love that my office smells of corn casserole. And peas. And bananas. And poop. And there are papers scattered across the floor. And the 10 pens i had in my jar this morning? Some wicked, worldy vacuum must have sucked them up.
Want to know what I love even more? When I forgot the bink yesterday- and regretted it. But when the day went pretty swell without it, I thought "hey, I'm going to forget it again today!" So that I did. Left the bink at home. It's noon.. and baby monster child is tired.. so I go to get some rice milk in the sippy.
Uhm.
Forgot the rice milk.
So lets just stick baby monster child in her play pen and hope she just lays down and goes to sleep. Like a baby angel child.
Uhm.
Nope.
Not happenin' Mommamia.
Baby monster child will just scream and throw things. Including herself. Smacking her head on the wall. Which creates an even more dramatic cry.
Now... tell me you wish you could take your baby to work with you? ;)
Hahahahaha. Nice! That would be hard!
ReplyDeleteYesterday I laid Calee down for a nap and could not find a bink ANYWHERE, so I just said ok well she doesn't get it. She SCREAMED for 20 minutes. I went in numerous times to lay her down, give her a sippy, etc. and she would just freak out. I have never seen her so mad. I finally went out to the car and got the bink and she was asleep in like a minute flat. Grrr I hate that damn bink but love it, too!