Girl Friend or Girlfriend?

The other day we were driving to Tooele and Jackson looks at me in the mirror and says 'I'm going to buy me a girlfriend and a baby sister, okay?' I replied, 'Oh you don't have to buy a baby sister, you're getting one in a couple months!' Then he went on telling me how he doesn't have to buy a girlfriend either because he already has one. She lives in the mountains and that day she tripped on a rock, fell, and got hurt really bad so now she's at the doctors. Oooookay.. what's her name? Her name is Jaida. He talks about her every day. Later today his Dad is coming to get him to go the hunting store with him... And I decided to keep it a secret so he could suprise him. I told him he needed to come eat and brush his teeth because he was going on a journey with someone! He asked a million questions, with every other one being, 'can you come??' Nope, I can't! I say. So he's been trying to guess who he is going with. He pipes up really loud and excited and say's 'I'm going with Jaida huh!!!!!' Silly me forgot and asked who Jaida was... 'MY GIRLFRIEND, DUH!!!'

Some 'dream' song was on the TV one night and Jackson tells me 'I dream about........GIRLS!!!!!!! I have a book on girls, wanna see it?' I have yet to see that book on girls.. Wonder what it is and where he got it. Haha

We were watching Elf and at the beginning when it's going through the book pages, there's a girl elf. Jackson gets his cute little voice on and says 'Ooooh that girl is cute, I feel like I'm going to kiss her!'

I asked Jax for a kiss and he gives me a HUGE smoochie! Then he pulls away and says 'Can't I kiss you like a date?' I was a little confused and said 'What do you mean, like a date?' He starts opening and closing his mouth and moving his tongue around and tells me 'That's how you kiss at a date!! I saw it on the TV Channel!' WHAT THE HECK AND WHO THE HECK IS WATCHING A TV CHANNEL THAT HAS PEOPLE MAKING OUT, WITH MY BABY BOY?!?!

Do I have a 3 year old or a 13 year old?!